Dad has a Schnoodle.
We found him a sweet rescue.

Patchwork Prose and Verse
Your Life’s Table of Contents Poem
I once asked a friend named Jill how she got to be such an organized principal. “I think it was because my mother gave me all her old empty spice jars when I was little,” she replied. “I spent hours and hours organizing those jars in different ways, and so that got me thinking about organization at an early age.”
A couple of years ago, Dr, Sarah Donovan shared a thought of organizing a presentation proposal on verse in verse. That thought has not stopped spinning in my mind, and I started thinking about how I might write a table of contents organizing my poetry for the poems I have written over these past few years in verse.
Imagine you are creating a collection of your own work, and try your hand at an organizing poem today using a format like the one below to be a table of contents or any other feature of a book. In this version, for example, Chapter One would be “The Smiles, The Fears, The Laughter, The Tears.” It would contain poems coded for those themes.
Your Story
your story
the who
your life
the you
the smiles
the fears
the laughter
the tears
the reading
the school
the lessons
the rules
the truths
the dares
the risks
the prayers
the seasons
the phases
the heartaches
the praises
the family
the friends
the losses
the wins
the adventures
the chases
the journeys
the places
the people
the villains
the heroes
the champions
the daybreaks
the sunsets
the victories
the regrets
the plans
the dreams
the truths
the seems
the joys
the sorrows
the yesterdays
the tomorrows
the hurdles
the grit
the drive
the quit
the tables
the meals
the loving
the feels
the mysteries
the talks
the rides
the walks
the hobbies
the fashions
the pets
the passions
the hopes
the wonders
the worries
the blunders
the questions
the choices
the answers
the voices
the moments
the chances
the music
the dances
the living
the times
the memories
the signs
your story
the who
your life
the you
Morning Steam Fog On the Pond
On my morning drive
when the steam fog
rising off the pond
in the still air
hangs out to play tag
with the rising sun,
I’m mesmerized.
Strata of layered mists,
like stacked flat
bunk bed sheets, linger.
Steam-swirls of my
fresh-ground coffee
rise up, fleeting,
against the windshield
to glimpse other
vapors vanishing
into thin air.
The long pond grasses glistening with dew,
shallows rippling
with flitting fishes,
bring cottontails
and wading birds
to nibble at the edges
of a world
teeming with life.
I sit at the stop sign
admiring the view
until someone pulls up
behind me
urging me along.
More than I will ever see
this picture of tranquility,
I feel it deep in my soul.
Snippets of Phone Conversations on March 13
6:56 a.m. – Dad
Dad: “…just got back from our morning walk through the village, and playing off-leash in the dog park….this dog has me in training…..did you know Kona even has her own piggy bank for all the change we find?…..” ( I smile and my heart melts)
10:50 a.m. – daughter
Daughter: “Mom, you should see this Shark Ion Robot. Andrew’s parents got it for us and we named it R2D2…..It has the aura of a pet….we talk to it like it’s our dog…..does it seem strange, having petlike feelings for a vacuum?” (I chuckle, feel blessed at the miracle of my grown child)
12:55 p.m. – neighbor
Me: “Yes, we can hear the planes….No, we are not the ones flying them…..I’m so sorry the noise is disturbing you…….I’m not sure if they have to have a permit for an air show, no…..”(I shake my head and roll my eyes)
1:10 p.m. – husband
Me: “He just called me, too….yes….I told him we don’t even own a plane……,So how is the very same one who shoots an entire bucket of tannerite at random times and practices target shooting every Sunday afternoon complaining about the air show noise???…..” (I throw my hands up, like a student trying to make sense of a logical fallacy…)
I was inspired by Fran Haley yesterday to write a mirror section of her poem Listen. I started and ended with three of her words (in italics) and used her repeating word throughout. Thank you, Fran!
…Just to listen
thud of dogs diving, bed to floor
collar tags tingling, jingling
to greet the wee hour
awakening alarmless
listen
ticking toenails on wood floor,
traipsing to the water bowl
lapping, drinking beard-dripping droplets
returning to scratch the sheet by my cheek….take us outside!
listen
clicking of leashes (because…the coyotes)
crunch of frozen ground underfoot, trickling rush of fresh mountain springs
(not really – it’s Schnoodle pee pelting leaves of grass, but I can dream!)
listen
birds chirping start-of-day songs
delightful ditties
joy for the soul: Live! Breathe! Sing!
listen
heat clicking on, hot breath of house whispering warmth, clocking out soon as sun streams in for the day shift
listen
clatter of silverware clinking
kitchen kisses
love of my life swirling sugary creamer
to keep all bitterness at bay
silence, golden
dogs bedded back down
snuggled next to me on the sofa
snoozing, snoring securely after snacks
as I sit and write, thinking
how comforting it is
…..just to listen
The Pledge
A fellow towel shopper reached toward the back of a shelf. She was a large woman, naked from her t-shirt to her sandals.
I did what others might do in this situation – silently gasped, forced a poker face, and pretended to scrutinize the craftsmanship of the towel loops while recovering from shock. I did the sneak-a-look, look away, sneak-a-look thing people do when they don’t mean to stare but feel compelled to assess the carnage of a train wreck. No one wants to be a fake alarmist.
Nearby shoppers were sneaking looks, too. I was contemplating whether I should alert security when I noticed a slight hem just above her ankles, revealing that we were dealing not with full-fledged nudity but with seamless khaki leggings. Semi-relief trickled over me.
Here’s a strong life lesson, I realized.
My mother’s voice kicked in: Form-fitting khaki garments are not your friends.
Holding up my three Girl Scout pledge fingers on my right hand, I silently vowed On my honor, I will try….to do everything in my power never to appear naked in public. That day, I purged all solid khaki clothing items from my wardrobe.
New towels would have to wait.
Pushing My Buttons
Awhile back, Staples came out with the Easy Button. This was a red button with a silver base about 3 inches in diameter, and when you pushed it, a convincing voice proclaimed, “That was easy!”
Periodically, my students would earn a push of the easy button if they lined up quickly and quietly or managed some other classroom protocol effortlessly. Back in those days, their faces lit up like I’d hit the golden buzzer, even minus the confetti.
I’m not a classroom teacher anymore, but I’m still in education – and I feel the daily frustrations! We need a revival of the proclamation button, only we need a variety of buttons instead of just one. We need them lined up on our desks, to proclaim things like:
“I need coffee!”
“This isn’t easy!”
“Bring me a computer sledgehammer!”
“I can’t take one more Zoom!”
“No! Just….NO!”
“Do families even wear clothes anymore?”
Or maybe I should invent a wild card button app. I could type in what I want it to say and push the button.
Nope, never mind…..
…...that would make some things too easy.
Tia
You know it’s going to be a good day when you get a visit from the shared alpha farm dog. You picked up Tia from a cardboard box containing a litter of free puppies when your daughter saw them there by the stop sign at the post office peering over the flap and looking like German Shepherd puppies. She managed to convince you that you were indeed getting a free, full-blooded German Shepherd. And a female – worth even more! Maybe in the world of pedigrees she would be, but you knew you’d have her spayed on her first eligible day.
So on the way home, you look into the sweet face of a puppy now destined to be a farm dog simply by your choice to swoop her up. She’ll chase off critters and follow the tractor through the field and sleep in the shade of a turkey fig and plop down on the front porch with her strong-jowled head in your lap, wanting you to scratch behind her ears as you rock in your red Cracker Barrel rocking chair, drinking a Mason jar of sweet iced tea. She’ll take up residence with you, then move back and forth between farm houses, convincing each family that she has not eaten in weeks and that she needs a hearty meal, despite her thick trunk and spoiled smirky smile that tell the truth.
This clearly non-German Shepherd lady’s role here on the land is more important than being your average German Shepherd- it’s not for the faint of heart. It’s about knowing 200 acres like the back of your paw, surviving snakebites, fleas, and ticks, navigating foxes, raccoons and coyotes, learning not to chase the chickens and deer – and protecting your people.
Any old dog can be a Shepherd, but it takes the best to be a mixed breed farm dog.
Just Dropping In
Pike County, Georgia is 50 minutes south of the world’s busiest airport, on the backside of nowhere, on the flight path to everywhere. It’s all rural farm land, mostly undeveloped and fenced off with barbed wire, with a population of 17,000 people and at least three times as many cows. We are what is known as a bedroom community – not in a red light district sense – but because folks who live here mainly come home to sleep. They get up and drive an hour to work in a larger city by day to return home and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of evenings and weekends in the country, where houses are so spread out that every man can pee right off his front porch.
That’s why I was stunned to see a parachuter circling down straight out of heaven with a bright yellow and purple chute as I drove down a remote highway making the 30 minute drive to the grocery store to pick up our Kroger ClickList order. No one just up and jumps out of a plane around here at supper time and lands in a pasture, so it kind of had me worried about whether the guy fell out prematurely or jumped on purpose thinking he was somewhere else. I broke the law to snap a picture while driving in case things ended badly, then turned the car around to see if the fellow needed a ride back to civilization. As I turned around, an oncoming pickup truck driver with a pinch of dip in his bottom lip and a mixed breed farm dog riding shotgun gave me the backwoods wave and the tip of his John Deere cap that means, “I got this….go ahead…. I’ll help this feller figure things out,” so I turned back around and continued on my way. But I still can’t help wondering what the story was, though. My hunger for answers was deeper than our need for food this week.