Kitchen Gods and Goddesses

J’s aunt Mabel said to bleach the lettuce

to kill the amoebas crawling around in it

but we never did ~ and still don’t

J sang every time she chopped anything

making up tunes and songs to narrate

dancing to whatever genre she picked

her knife blade a microphone to belt out

lyrics like a stage star with passion, bending

backward Bon Jovi style to spice our meal with musical strains

sung to the gods of the kitchen as if they couldn’t see

we’re choppin’ broc-co-li-i-i-i

yeah, we’re choppin’ broc-co-li-i-i-i

M sprinkled sugar in the tomato sauce to

bring out the flavor, stirring as it simmered

shimmering like blood bubbling in the skillet

the other M tore foil sheets for corn

another M talked our ears off with drama gossip

P galloped through the kitchen flashing us all

her boobs jiggling like peach Jell-O, giggled, trotted off

to the M&M candy jar for a handful while

the parrot greeted the cat that sauntered in: Hi, Russ,

shortening Russell’s name as we all did back then

while the forgotten bread always, always burned in the oven

as A stood undeterred slicing onions

wearing tinted kitchen goggles as the rest of us cried

in the days before hidden ear buds

before the games ever started

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