The Freeloading Leech
hypothyroidism thinks she’s my boss
she’s parked all crooked in a long black hearse
but she ain’t nothin’ but an albatross
if I could evict her, I’d see weight loss she’s living rent-free while I’m unreimbursed
hypothyroidism thinks she’s my boss
if she’d signed a lease, her ass out I’d toss
she’s a freeloading leech: a needy curse
yeah, she ain’t nothin’ but an albatross
she struts around me like she’s awesome sauce
she thinks that I think things couldn’t be worse
hypothyroidism thinks she’s my boss
like toxic beggar lice, she comes across
she sticks far too close, her attitude terse
but she ain’t nothin’ but an albatross
unlike her, I feel joyful – seldom cross –
‘cause I’ve got friends who’ll gang up in verse
hypothyroidism thinks she’s my boss
but she ain’t nothin’ but an albatross