Poetry challenge from Kip Wilson – write a poem about a historical figure with whom you’ve always been fascinated.

Washington’s Other Monument

Mom and Grandma died same day
One upstairs, one down
Two days after she was born
controversial clown
Defied T.R. and Edith, too
Told not to smoke inside
She hopped upon the White House roof 
Lit up and danced to chide
Emily Spinach slithered in her purse
She slunk with men in cars
Bookie bets were well disbursed
Bought beer in all the bars
Jumped in ship’s pool, fully clothed
Followed by Longworth
Lost the clothes, wed her betrothed
But to Borah’s child gave birth
Wedded a Republican
Learned that wasn’t wise
She herself a Democrat
Campaigned for other guys
Gossip pillow welcomer
Buried voodoo doll of Taft
Despised FDR and Eleanor
Thought them both quite daft
Alice Blue Gown, Where Art Thou?
We miss your witty tricks.
Currently inside the House
…..idiotic antics.
-Kim Johnson

*Alice Roosevelt Longworth 

Poetry Challenge from Kip Wilson:  Create a poem using book spines as the lines in the poem.

A Second Letter

The Yellow Envelope
contains The Secret –
Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister
Three Days Missing
After The Funeral,
Eat
Pray
Love
as you are Learning To Walk In The Dark
there is A Hope in the Unseen
when you feel Alone
may you find Peace Like A River
Remember Me Always
i’ll be Where The Heart Is

-Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Anna Roseboro – use instrumental music from a wedding to inspire a poem about a wedding you have attended. 

Marriage of an Island Bride and a Funny Farm Groom

Happily Ever After came for her at 41
Matchmakers took what had for two folks come undone
Believed the perfect pairing that neither of them thought
Until a shattered window made clear what at first was not
A Gordon Lightfoot concert and a flattened trinket ring
Led to a proposal on a City Park swing
Two families both delighted at the coming wedding day
Plans took quirky twists and turns each step of the way
A mail-order wedding dress and gold spray-painted shoes
A sight-unseen wedding band gave juicy shocking news
“Lullaby” by Bond played as the bride strode down the aisle
White tulips standing straight at first, then kneeling afterwhile
Three preachers there to tie the knot with stories, vows, and prayer
Reminding all that love eases the burdens that we bear
Pronouncement, then a sudden change of script – surprise!
The ears could hear, but faces showed confusion in the eyes
Tradition thrown aside because it didn’t quite work for us –
We chose instead recessing to Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus!
Still Amen and Hallelujah strong

– Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Anna Roseboro – write a Lazy Sonnet, one word per line, 14 lines in the scheme of ABAB CDCD EFEF GG ending with a rhyming couplet. 

I tried for one word – – but still have too much baggage for that one-word sonnet suitcase. I also failed in my Lazy Sonnet because I added an extra set of rhymes to make it GHGH II at the ending.

Teas, Please

Pau d’arco
Chamomile Calm
Matcha Mango
Lemon Balm

Red Rooibos
Honey Yuzu
Pink Hibiscus
Oolong Voodoo

Ceylon Jasmine
Mint Darjeeling
Rose Mandarin
Honey Ginseng

Earl Gray
Pu-erh Spice
Yerba Mate
Bombay Chai

More Teas
Pretty Please

 -Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Anna Roseboro – Write a poem of transliteration using a piece of prose and converting it into a poem.

This poem was taken from a lengthy journal entry about ways that books throughout my life have shaped me. I took the early years of my life as my focus in order to keep the poem short – the journal entry is too long and rambling to share here, but this is my poem:

Books Shaped Me

I was blessed to be born to readers and writers.
Bedtime stories and early books shaped me.
I learned from “A Day in the Jungle” in the Bedtime Story Book that friends make us stronger.
I learned from “At the Seaside” in A Child’s Garden of Verses that the tide erases sandcastles.
I learned from Childcraft Poems and Rhymes that purple cows need friends.
I learned from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” that visions of sugarplums should keep dancing in my head.
I learned from Nancy Drew that life is a mystery.
I learned from the Boxcar children that families don’t always work out.
I learned from A Taste of Blackberries that people we love die.
I learned from the Bible that I’ll see those people again.

     -Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Anna J. Roseboro – write a Pantoum poem
about a memorable event in your life.

Appointment

Racing home for your last breath
Choosing your burial plot at Christ Church Cemetery
Dodging traffic on Frederica Road
Sprinting to your bedside, car still running
Choosing your burial plot
Deciding – historic section or new?
Sprinting to your bedside
Expecting an angel to fly
Deciding – which section?
Asking for a sign the choice was right
Expecting an angel
Rejoicing your suffering was over
Asking for a sign
Dodging traffic
Rejoicing
Racing home

   -Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Sarah J. Donovan – write a poem about a breakup
experience that you have had.

Fractured

You barged in
with your Old Testament
fire and brimstone theological ideas

No women in leadership!
Bring sinners before the church!
Change your ways or leave!

Your sermons
are not preached from the heart
but downloaded and read word for word
with mispronunciations

You keep your wife at home
barefoot
bare-faced
walled off
homeschooling your children
who do not belong with the others

You barged in as a coach
to supervise your son’s homeschool PE requirements
game interactions with less than perfect sinning public school seven-year-olds

I didn’t leave God or my church family
I left a poisoned Kool-Aid preacher
and moved along
to a church
where varied interpretations are valued
women are wanted
sinners are loved
with the same mercy and grace that Jesus showed

-Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Sarah J. Donovan – using the Tim O’Brien book The Things
They Carried as today’s inspiration, write a poem about something you carry.

I got inspiration for this as I was running the Atlanta Women’s 5k and thought about my feet carrying me.

Pounding Pavement

Feet
that pound early morning pavement
carry eyes
that see more beauty
than feet that don’t.

-Kim Johnson

Poetry challenge from Travis Crowder – write a poem about being outdoors

Country Porch Swing

Bees buzzing
Bluebirds baby-feeding
Cardinals cheer-cheering
Crickets chirping
Deer dawdling
Dogs dozing
Dusk day-ending
Frogs fraternizing
Hens homing
Hummingbirds hovering
Lizards lounging
Me mellowing
Pines privatizing
Rabbits rooting
Springtime symphonizing
Squirrels scolding
Swing squeaking
Wind whispering
Whippoorwills welcoming

-Kim Johnson

Poetry Challenge from Travis Crowder – Write a poem about a place you’d like to be.

I can be in my imagination….in a coffee shop…with a million different new flavor options.
Cheers! Here’s my poem for today:

Coffee Creamer Dreamers

Starbucks debut coffee creamers
Mugs of hope for java drinkers

Thin Mint Cookie
Rocky Road
Fireside S’mores, a’la mode

Whoville Pudding
Crème Brulee
Chocolate Mousse
Fruit Parfait

Whipped Cream Pastry
Cinnabon
Banana Nut Muffin
Cupcake Fun

Baked Alaska
French Beignet
Banana Split
Ice Cream Sundae

Witty Comebacks Guaranteed
Pain-Free Childbirth, yes indeed

Apple Dumpling
Pumpkin Roll
Blackberry Cobbler
Donut Hole

Bananas Foster
Tapioca
Baklava
Triple Mocha

Sopapilla
Tiered Spumoni
Tiramisu
Ice Cream Coney

Marshmallow Crème
Root Beer Float
Whoopie Pie
Buttercream Boat

Apple Crisp
Mint Oreo
Turkish Delight
Cookie Dough

Key Lime Margaritaville
Twenty Million Dollar Bill

Lady Fingers
Almond Joy
Dark Molasses
Gingerbread Boy

Nutmegged Eggnog
Wedding Cake
Caramel Turtle
Coconut Flake

Honey Fig Flan
Chocolate Frog
Stuckeys Crusted Pecan Log

Happy Marriage
Peaceful Home
Visit London, Paris, Rome

Almond Toffee
Irish Cream
Amaretto
Kahlua Dream

Blonde Brownie
Maple Fudge
Hershey’s Kisses
Sugar Sludge

Hot Cocoa
Hazelnut
Whiskey Truffle
Glazed Doughnut

Cadbury Crème Egg
Pecan Pie
Peanut Brittle
Warm Buckeye

Egg Custard
Buttered Rum
Mudslide Milkshake
Cookie Crumb

Butter Beer
Nirvana Zen
Weight Loss Magic
Peace Within

Butterfinger
Lucky Charms
Sweet Cream Bliss of Dairy Farms

Sugarplum
Candied Pear
Anything you want in there

Dreams inside your coffee cup
Drink them down and perk right up!

-Kim Johnson