If you’ve been following the celebration of living poets I’ve been adding to the circle each day, you just knew all along that this poet was coming to the party. Whenever I need to stop taking life so seriously but still keep the reality in perspective and blend in some humor, I reach for Billy Collins. He’s got me covered when it comes to a balm for the heart on weary days – which is pretty much every day when the pollen count is high and I have spring fever and work in a windowless cubicle. Oh, I have my Billy Collins favorites ~ Whale Day, Banana School, An Irish Spider.…all of them are as unique as his personality and just as engaging. He’s a former US Poet Laureate. In one of his writing videos somewhere in the past, I remember him saying, “Bring in a spider.” The spider is the metaphor for the unexpected zinger in a poem. I see them in his poems, all these spiders, and I strive for them in my own. It’s like that one secret ingredient that makes the poem come alive. You can read more about Billy Collins here on his website.
Worms Speak of a Narcissist
Surely, narcissism fails to capture
people on the street
and what you had been feeding me
just an expanse of white ink
pass through my special glasses, but not you.
Now, I am free of the collar
It’s the science of worms
near a breadcrumb on the curb
and, I swear, they began talking about you.
Lines for this Cento were taken from, in this order: Freud; Height; The Order of the Day; the Peasants’ Revolt; Special Glasses; The Revenant; The Introduction; Height; Carry






I did not know that Billy Collins had picture book size poetry volumes to buy. I am so glad you are teaching me all I need to know about poetry. A favorite of mine of his is his poem about turning 70 called Cheerios. Thanks to you I just videwed him reciting it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6X5323C_iE
What a great man! What a great poem. Incidentally, I am as old as Captain Crunch (invented in 1963!)
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Sally, I love that you included the Youtube. I’m so grateful that you are always so willing to share links and videos. It adds another layer of fun and learning!
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That last line is a zinger!
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Kim,
Speaking of streets, I met Billy Collins on the street in front of the hotel in Chicago where some of the sessions for NCTE were being held. He was waiting for a car as we awaited the conference bus. He was with a young woman we mistook as his assistant but who was his fiance! oops! He was so much older than her, a sign of a touch of narcissism like that worm. A metaphor? Maybe. Anyway, my youngest son loved Billy Collins and stole all my BC poetry books. I might need to purchase a new copy of the book you featured. You have selected fantastic lines. BTW, I thought you just read my blog when you wanted some humor. 😉
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Oh nooo! I love that you met him on the street. I’d love to see him in the wild – – and see if his personality matches his poems.
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Kim, you continue to amaze me, but I have to now, go reread some of his works!
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Glad Billy Collins came to the party! I saw him speak at a National Writing Project gathering a bunch of years ago. He is such a funny poet! That Cheerios poem on you tube is too funny. I’ve used On Turning Ten with middle school students.
I have to tell you that today I used a poem by Amanda Gorman in my Eng 101 class as a writing prompt, inspired by you.
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This makes me so happy! I can’t wait to hear about how it went. I love Amanda – her work is so inspirational.
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Kim, holy toledo, do I love your cento today. I am so inspired by the photo stack of books that I’m going to grab it and write my own cento. Thank you for the inspiration! I also adore the way you introduce Billy Collins’ poetry. Bring in a spider! Yes, love it and everything about your post. Fun! Fun! Fun!
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Awww, thanks Barb! I can’t wait to read your cento. It’s been a long day and I’m just making my way through some reading now – – I am so glad you are writing this month. We need to catch up.
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Oh, my gosh, Barb has a spider in her poem today, Kim. Did you see it?
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I DID!!! She is is amazing, that friend of ours. I wish we could pop into her town for a weekend and take her out for a picnic river dinner or something. I need to text her today and let her know how much I’m thinking of her.
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I need more spiders in my poetry…
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You brought in the spiders, Kim! Thanks for this cento and for reminding me how much I love Billy Collins.
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Thank you, Lori! Was it you who told me about the book by Myra Cohn Livingston at the meet up? My copy arrived yesterday. I bought it used and love it.
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Yes – one of my favorite books of all time. I used it regularly with my 7th graders. I know some of the poems by heart. I’m so glad you like it!
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Love your poem and Billy Collins!
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I read all three of the poems you linked. I love Billy Collins. He is so down to earth. I’m just thinking of all the whales all over the world slaloming around each other. Interesting cento too.
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Me too, Denise. I sometimes wonder if those fish that can only live at perilous depths ever get bored.
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I hadn’t seen this post. I wasn’t sure you’d go with Billy Collins. I thought maybe he was too “pop” for you. So glad he made an appearance. I love the Cento you created today, especially when “they began talking about you” or maybe me. My favorite of his poems might be “Workshop.” I love how it mocks itself and us and writers and workshops, all while being a fine piece of mocked writing. Now I want to go back and read his poems again. I thought I had a pretty good collection until I saw your pile of books!
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Your comment “too pop for” me made me laugh a little! Billy Collins is one of my go-tos, and while I chuckle at his tongue-in-cheek humor, I usually do so just before something strikes me as really profound in his words. I find him light and funny, but also serious and true. And that is one of the things I love most about him! Thanks for reading!
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My sentiments exactly. Simple, playful and profound is an amazing triple crown.
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Workshop link in case someone else wants to enjoy it quickly: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46704/workshop
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So this is a Billy Collins poem I have never read until now, and thank you for sharing it on the link. That is one thing I really love about March and commenting is I learn so much from others who share their thoughts and knowledge! I love this classic Billy Collins reasoning:
In fact, I start to wonder if what we have here
is really two poems, or three, or four,
or possibly none.
It just gets no better than Billy, who just lets us into his throught stream like it took no effort or work to do but is brilliant.
He’s definitely a favorite poet!!
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