Dog Chock Decima
knowing how to un-chock dog chocks
to get out of bed in the night
takes some practice to get it right –
it’s trickier than most keyed locks!
wiggle your feet out of your socks
to prep for hardwood floor traction
throw back sheets; check for reaction
if you’re still stuck, raise one leg up
and briefly feel satisfaction
oops…revert!
……muscle contraction!