Shot in the Dark Logic Nonet
“The government is out to track me,”
the non-vaxxer contends, gulping
down a glass of milk approved
safe by the Food and Drug
Administration…
“…but I’ll show them,”
this genius
tells his
friends
“God will protect me-I don’t need shots,”
an ignorant Christian preaches,
cleaning his assault rifle,
exercising his full
second amendment
right to bear arms
yet won’t bare
the right
one
“The scriptures don’t allow the vaccine,”
she with freshly-shaved legs reasons,
swallowing her birth control
pill and applying
makeup over
pork sausage
breakfast
links
“Let everyone else get it – not me,”
the statistician concludes as
he hands the clerk a twenty…
“My lucky Powerball’s
gonna win tonight,”
he announces,
believing
in the
odds
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