The New Yorker
July 10&17, 2017
Price $8.99
“Off the Leash”
by Mark Ulriksen
on a sunny summer day
in the
central park playground
in manhattan
a black poodle
wears jeans
a tight red shirt
white sandals
gold hoop earrings
a silver star choker
and
with coffee cup
held on her crossed knees converses
with a chocolate lab
in a spiked collar
denim vest
black skirt
and cowboy boots balancing her own coffee on crossed legs
have they been to the coffee shop together
or is this a coincidence?
a black and tan dachshund mother in the background
wearing a purple shirt jeans and sneakers
and carrying a white bag helps her dachshund son down the steps
into the park
where the three swings
in the background
are already full
of sky touchers
a small hound sits crisscross applesauce smiling and blowing bubbles
a Boston terrier
awaits his turn
atop the spiral slide
as an airedale
finishes her descent
a bull terrier wheeeeeees on the tire swing
a small beagle
tosses a beach ball
a corgi mix
prepares to
J
U
M
P
the steps
on his bike
a chocolate lab puppy
hardly crawling age
chews a stick
and another crawler
a black poodle
creeps up to join the fun
oh, the unleashed freedom
leave it to the dogs
to get it right