Challenge from Glenda Funk: Write an echo sonnet. (I made my echos hashtags).
None of us have spirited family Christmases with characters like these – I repeat: this is all fictional (required disclaimer). But for our friends who do, here is…..a holiday hashtag echo sonnet with 14 plus one more…….a solution.
Sleighfully Navigating a Spirited Family Christmas
Challenge from Glenda Funk: Write an echo sonnet. (I made my echos hashtags).
None of us have spirited family Christmases with characters like these – I repeat: this is all fictional (required disclaimer). But for our friends who do, here is…..a holiday hashtag echo sonnet with 14 plus one more…….a solution.
Sleighfully Navigating a Spirited Family Christmas
Self-proclaimed “Mother-of-the-Year” stepsister mommy shaming another?
#Santa-PatternedGiftwrapSmother!
Philandering uncle’s womanizing making you sick?
#ReindeerHoofSwiftCrotchKick!
Cheap-ass brother not bearing a gift?
#SnowmanFacialFeatureShift!
Political hothead brother-in-law TRUMPeting his lies?
#CandyCaneGougeOutEyes!
Know-it-all cousin crowing all he knows?
#Non-AngelicBloodyNose!
Holier-than-thou stepfriend “blessing your heart?”
#ToxicFumeElfBlameFart!
Perfect pink princess sister-in-law going to town?
#PeppermintMochaSpaTubDrown!
Meddling mother-in-law business-poking?
#GoodOldFashionedWreathChoking!
Freeloading stepbrother eating everyone’s lunch?
#Star-TreeTopperThroatPunch!
Gossiping father spewing venom?
#BowCuttingScissorStabbingDenim!
Bragging niece going yackety-yak?
#PoisonedMistletoeGutSmack!
Stumbling drunk nephew landing in laps?
#Eggnog-MoistenedFaceSlaps!
All 17 spoiled grandkids acting high class?
#PricklyHollySpankingAss!
Manipulative aunt controlling the back porch?
#StrategicallyAimedYuleLogTorch!
The best way through the Christmas fog?
#CurlUpUnderTreeWithDog!