When Boo Radley Treed A Coon

Each night, we take the boys out right before bed – our three rescue Schnoodles, ready to do their business and settle in for the night. We shine a high-beam flashlight into the woods to see if there is anything out there that looks menacing before we venture out too far – – living deep in these woods of rural Georgia, we never know what could be lurking in the dark at any distance from the door. Two of our dogs must be on a leash, but the third dog begs his daddy for mercy and gets it every time: freedom from restraint.

And that is how Boo Radley (a Schnoodle – – not a coonhound) treed a raccoon week before last.

We heard a sudden scuttle around the corner, and Boo took off like a shooting star straight to the source of the sound. I caught my breath, certain that his time had come. The dog knows no fear. All we heard was claws on pine bark, so we knew something had scurried up into a tree. My first thought was a bobcat – – we see them from time to time, and one had just crossed the road in front of me as I’d driven home a couple of weeks ago. We shone the light up into the trees, searching for whatever it was this time. He’s chased it all – – foxes, stray dogs, feral cats, squirrels, possums, deer, chickens, donkeys, and even a wayward herd of cattle, bull included. This time, a mischievous little raccoon face was staring down at us from the crook of a tree limb, as curious about us as we were about him.

So here we are, with yet another critter that wants to hang out with us here on the east side of the Johnson Funny Farm. We’ve named him Ringo Starr for the rings around his eyes and the shooting star dog that gives chase to anything that moves in these parts. And since it’s coyote mating season on top of everything else, Boo Radley has lost all mercy of being off the leash for night walks.

our Schoodle Boo Radley treed a coon

in the deep, dark night at the edge

of the deeper, darker woods

where we never know what

all lurks by the eyes

shining in the

flashlight beam

back at

us

Snowbound Nonet

Photo by Mike Yak on Pexels.com

I feel contained, bound to stay home in

this winter storm with ice and snow

to wrap up in flannel and

fleece, to read by the fire

in the white silence

of frozen world ~

snowbound brings

freedom,

peace

Schnoodle Shenanigans Nonet

Fitz, Ollie, and Boo Radley

Our three schnoodles have their morning rituals down. They are as predictable and relentless as the wrens building nests in our garage. Same games, same antics every morning and afternoon- and we play along because things were not always this way. It took effort and patience to build the trust and happiness from the trauma of life before rescue, and we are the ones these boys depend on to keep them from starving and being abandoned again. We are not their first rodeo. But we are their first and last loving family – even if we have to convince them that they are all a little bit badass as we anthropomorphize their every move and talk for them in their own special voices. Finally, they are seen and heard. And loved.


one is viciously tempting dad’s play

(tug of war with his posh blanket)

two is cussing shameful threats

at the deer just outside

three nose-nudges ball

to Dad to throw

down the hall ~

{morning

games}!

Fitz’s Fit Nonet

Fitz spots a Deer – January 12, 2025, 8:22 a.m., 24 degrees

Sunday morning: hell hath unleashed its

fury at the Johnson Funny

Farm, where all silence shattered

with ear-piercing echoes

when a hungry doe

sought breakfast on

the frozen

ground out

front

By the Fire Nonet

not for one second did I take this

ice day for granted ~ nope, I read,

sat by the fire, sipped green tea,

snuggled our spoiled schnoodles,

threw on the throw,

observed the birds,

worked crosswords,

prayed prayers,

napped

The Zoo Crew Nonet

the zoo crew parades into the den

at first light, ready to go out

for their second morning walk

after the deer have left

the yard for the woods ~

now they’re ready

nose to ground

to sniff

tracks

The Goodness of Green Nonet


a goddess of the goodness of green

gave great guidance in goading me

to getting a gulpable

quarter-gallon of glug

(it’s good for the gut)~

I did not gag

I’m just glad

it’s all

gone