We wrote Demi Sonnets earlier this month, so today I’m thinking of the Loaded Tea craze that has Starbucks a little on edge, I’m sure. My current favorite is a Pink Starburst, with collagen and half caffeine (lit). But that can change tomorrow.
Has your city or town suddenly sprouted a nutrition drink shop or three? These beverages they call loaded teas are all the rage everywhere, and let me tell you something.
They’re addictive.
I was at a conference in Athens, Georgia and missing my daily caffeine fix. A simple Google search with a button for directions led me to a shop within 7 minutes of the University of Georgia campus. Visiting my brother and sister in law this past weekend on St. Simons Island, same thing: three left turns and I was standing in line checking out the March concoctions. I ordered mine with a scoop of immunity blast and collagen.
Most days, though, it’s just a simple grapefruit with a scoop of immunity and a little extra sour to offset the sweetness. 24 calories later, I’ve staved off my hunger and eat a minimal lunch. People swear the tea helps them lose weight, and while it isn’t drastic, I would agree. Our shops offer the telegram app, where a simple text will bring the tea straight to your door within 15 minutes.
Grapefruit tea is the most trouble I’ve been in since the 1970s, and I’m loving every minute of it.
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