if y’ain’t never
took down no
barbed wire
fence with
reg’ler pliers
and a tractor
bucket, yer
invited to the
barbed wire
party next
weekend ~
c’mon,
y’all – free
pickin’ of
the last of
the figs ~ and
don’t forgit
to dust yer
socks for
ticks ’cause
them deer
ticks’ll
keep you
itchin’
in places you
didn’t know
were there



