On Chick Fil A Dogs-in-the-Drive-Thru night, we loaded up Boo Radley and Ollie and took them to get a free bandana, while supplies lasted. And supplies lasted long enough for us to get there between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. to snag two.
Instructions for Dogs-In-The-Drive-Thru Night
ask dogs if they “wanna go” and when
they act a fool and can’t contain themselves
put them in the car to go adventuring
be sure to put the windows down for Ollie
so he doesn’t get car sick
let them ride with ears flapping all the way
to Chick Fil A and assure the worker taking the order
that Boo is in fact an aberrant out-of-control schnoodle
and not a small T-Rex left over from the Jurassic era
then order chicken nuggets to share with the heathens for dinner
pull up and get the free bandanas that have now
managed to cost you your entire peaceful evening
along with any sanity you had before embarking on
the “adventure” for the “free” bandana along with half
your nuggets and fries then roll up the windows
and go home, muttering over and over again
we’re never doing this again……
but smile that you got the pictures of the one time






